Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

9-year-old girl gives birth to a baby boy

In northeast China last Sunday, a 9-year-old girl gave birth to a healthy 6-pound baby boy. The identity of the father has not yet been released, although the police have reportedly been contacted. 

According to news.com.au in Australia, the baby was delivered by cesarean section  at a Changchun  hospital, and both the mom and newborn are doing well.

Sadly, she is not the youngest girl to deliver a baby, according to other published reports. Two girls in Peru, ages 5 and 8, are both on record as giving birth to children of their own. (See a list at Wikipedia of the youngest birth mothers here.) 

 

Sexsomnia Disorder

Sexsomnia is a disorder in which people participate in sexual acts (either solo or with a partner) while sound asleep. It is classed as one of many parasomnias, which also include things like sleep-walking and talking. Though this is a relatively new syndrome (officially identified in 2003) it has already been accepted as a defense against some alleged rape cases.

Crocodile Bites Off Part Of Elderly Man's Testicles In Zimbabwe; Jonah Maturure Survives Attack

 A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off -- but he lost part of his testicles and suffered a few broken bones in the melee.

Jonah Maturure told the Sunday News  that he'd taken off his trousers and put them in a tomato box above his head before he crossed the river. He'd crossed the same spot in the same river several times before, but this time, a giant croc was waiting for him.

"I was not suspecting anything ... But when I was almost in the middle of the river I was attacked," he told the news website. "It mauled a chunk of my buttocks before attacking my manhood, tearing my testicles into shreds. The skin covering my manhood was partly torn but I quickly put my thumb in its mouth ... It then grabbed my hand and I could hear my bones cracking."

Realizing that he wasn't going to save his personal possessions, he threw his tomato box in the river, The Sun reported. 

That move may have saved his life.

The beast loosened its death grip and swam straight for the tomato box. Maturure escaped, bleeding profusely from his nethers, and ran to a nearby house for help.

The battle was just one of a string of crocodile attacks recently in Gutu , an area with a spread-out population of just 78 people per mile.

Woman with two vaginas rejects $1 million offer for adult movie production

Hazel Jones, 27,  a British woman with two fully formed vaginas who has captured attention of adult movie industry just rejected an offer from Vivid Entertainment.

Vivid Entertainment is the first studio that introduced celebrity sex tapes, showing footage of Pamela Anderson and then-husband Tommy Lee and Kim Kardashian.

Steve Hirsch, founder of Vivid Entertainment sent off a letter offering her up to $1 million to star in an adult movie.

Hirsch sent the writing, “You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services.”

He also offered to let her to pick any partner she’d like to for the movie.

But at ‘This Morning show’ Hazel said, “I have never received any offers of this kind of work nor would I never consider doing it in a million years. I just want to be left alone.”

Man with 50Kg scrotum needs $1 million for surgery

Wesley Warren Jr. a man from Las Vegas, suffering a rare condition that causes his scrotum enlarge with 50 kg weight.

All this time he’s trying to hide the condition, scrotal elephantiasis, finally he decided to reveal it to public, with a hope that people will help him to donate money up to $US1 million for surgery cost.

He had the condition since three years ago.

“It is very difficult for me to move. So I stay home in most of the time,” he told the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

Though he knew people would laugh at his condition, he decided to go on Howard Stern’s radio and cable TV show.

“I don’t like being a freak, who would?” he said. “But I figured that the Stern show is listened to by millions of people and they might want to help me. I hope some millionaire or billionaire will want to help me.”

Warren’s actual condition experienced rarely found outside of tropical regions of Africa and Asia. The disease is usually triggered by an infection caused by mosquito bites.

But Warren said he never travelled to tropical areas and believes the condition was caused by an accident in 2008, when he squeezed his testicles with his leg while twisting in bed. The next day his scrotum had grown bigger and bigger.

He went to the University Medical Center hospital at that time, and received antibiotics for two weeks. Doctors said his condition caused by an infection. However there’s no change at all.

Woman turned to half snake in Nigeria






A woman turned into a big snake - one half snake the other half human at a hotel in Warri, Nigeria after sleeping with a married man!!

Police Find Cocaine in Suspects Butt

Florida police arrested and charged a 28-year-old man with possession of cocaine after they found crack in, well, his crack, according to Martin County Sheriff's Office records obtained by the TCPalm.

Ramon Blair was taken into police custody on Feb. 13 after an informant told officers that a man with $100 worth of crack cocaine "on his person" would be with a woman in a white four-door Pontiac with no hubcaps. Police stopped the vehicle just before 11 p.m. and found Blair, who had cocaine residue in his right nostril.

A second informant told police that Blair had approximately $300 worth of crack cocaine on him, but a search on the scene turned up no results.

While in custody, officers did a more thorough search of Blair. When they asked him to undress, squat, and cough. Police then noticed what seemed to be a "wad of white paper" in Blair's buttocks.

Blair told police that the paper -- which is referred to as "paper towel" in police records -- contained crack cocaine.

Man forced to ‘marry’ goat he sexually abuse

A Chirumhanzu man appealed to police for help after being ordered to pay lobola and marry a goat he was allegedly seen having sex with. The 34-year-old was caught sexually abusing the goat last Wednesday night by the animal’s owners.

The Sithole family is said to have assaulted him before dumping the animal at his homestead and demanding lobola. “This was not the first time that Dziva has been caught red-handed being intimate with the neighbour’ goats,” a local villager told reporters.

“He however, got himself into trouble this time when the Sithole family decided to dump their goat at his home. They are demanding that he pays lobola and take the goat as his wife.”

Negotiations between the two families to resolve the issue collapsed, forcing Dziva to appeal to the police for help. Officers at Mvuma Police Station referred the matter to the local chief.

Dziva admitted being found in the Sithole family’s goats’ pen but dismissed allegations he had been intimate with the animal.

“It’s only a suspicion, I was not caught red-handed but they (Sithole family) claim that their goat is pregnant and they are demanding that I pay for that,” he told the newspaper.

“If they found me in there (goat pen), does that mean I was being intimate with their goat?” A local headman said the matter had since been referred to the chief.

Man caught being intimate with his niece by his wife

A Harare man has been caught being intimate with his niece by his wife. The 33-year-old man, William Chipoterere was in bed with his niece Venellet Chimufombo when his wife Dudzai Simango showed up. The drama occurred at William’s lodgings in Cold Comfort, attracting a sea of people who jostled to watch the free drama.
It also emerged that William’s affair with Venellet had lasted two years.
Dudzai said she was an angry woman.
“I really caught them red-handed having sex in the sitting room in their birth suits, an indication it had been their habit.
“Venellet aichemerera zvandisati ndamboita kana ndichisasana nemurume wangu (She was really moaning with pleasure, more than I have ever done when having sex with my husband),” narrated a heart-broken Dudzai.
She added: “The two were not even ashamed for their immoral act as they proceeded to our bedroom when I disrupted them.
“I then approached my landlady asking for advice but I was really devastated as the two continued with their sexual exploits.”
Dudzai said she was really irked by William’s conduct as he ran berserk destroying their property during the melee.
A neighbour said : ““Dudzai who had gone to her rural home (in Mhangura) four months ago only got to learn of her husband’s conduct when her landlady told her of William’s behaviour.
“She came back on Thursday after receiving a tip off from the landlady who then made a special arrangement to trap the two,” said the source.
“Dudzai arrived at 4pm and hid herself in one of the rooms waiting for her husband who arrived at 7pm.
“Later in the day, Venellet who works in the city centre arrived home and the two had super which was prepared by William and they later started watching pornographic material.
“After watching pornographic stuff, the two are said to have started caressing each other before they had sex on the couch and the floor.
“Dudzai who was monitoring the two later budged into William’s room and found two being intimate in their birthday suits leading to the fracas,” narrated the source.
On Friday, there was still commotion at the house despite Dudzai calling her relatives to mediate.
However, Dudzai appears to have won first round of the battle as Venellet was chased away after the sex scandal. H METRO